Momma's Boys Recap

Time for the Monday recap of my favorite trashy reality TV show - "Momma's Boys".

I was hoping that NBC would post this snippet from last week's show.  It's our dingy pal, Cara, showing one of the moms a few choice pieces from her lingerie collection.  So special.

I have some devastating news to report: Cara got kicked to the curb on tonight's episode.  No more hysterics and histrionics.  I'm just so desolate about it.  Really.  Who else am I going to make fun of on Monday night?

Cara had a total melt-down when she got her rejection text message.  "What was the point?  I came here to go on a date.  I came here to date and I got nothing."  Oh, but what joy she gave others in sharing her passion for high heels and lingerie.  Good-bye, Cara.

So, the rest of tonight's show included a big old box full of files on each of the remaining girls. If they won tonight's challenge, their file was to remain untouched by all of the moms.  If they lost, any of the moms could select their file and read up on all of the dirt in their past.  {Mind you, there isn't a girl over 28 on this show, so it's not like they've got really long sordid pasts. I'm just sayin'...}

One of the moms chose Michelle's file (not the ultimate bff) because her son Michael is really into her Barbie doll looks.  (No joke!  She looks exactly like the Malibu Barbie I had as a little girl.)  Holy schmoly!  Michelle is 26 years old and has had multiple plastic surgery procedures and she's $136,000 in debt.  Wow!  She came ever so close to being on the chopping block, but Michael saved her and then they proceeded to suck face in front of everyone else, including the moms.  (So tasteful.  Truly inspiring.)

Brittany got the boot tonight.  (Awww - poor, poor Brittany.)  Mrs. B - the extreme bigot - got into her file and boy oh boy were there some trashy photos in that thing.  She'd posed for Playboy on several occasions and Mrs. B had a field day with that one.  Of course she told her son and he was not impressed, either.  

Here's what Brittany had to say to Mrs. B in response to the Playboy photos - "This doesn't represent ALL of me."  Uhhh... am I missing something here?  Pretty sure that if you pose nude for the whole world to see, that's a rather good portrayal of ALL of you.  And I do mean ALL.

I can't wait for next week's episode.  Mrs. B spies on her son and sees him getting all cozy (read 'making out with') an African-American girl.  The fur is gonna fly.  Also, maybe NBC will post a clip of Cara's melt down as I believe everyone should be able to make fun of feel sad about it.