Dear Ginormous Zit on the side of my nose:
I am writing this letter to inform you that you are no longer welcome to party on my face. Your little shindig playground is the skin of a 36 year old woman, NOT a 16 year old girl, and your presence will no longer be tolerated.
I understand that Zit Fest 2004 - 2008 has been a non-stop pimple soiree for the past 4 years, but the festivities dissipated several months back. I assume that you didn't get the original eviction notice like all of your disgusting, swelling allies.
Please be forewarned: If you insist on staying, drastic measures will be taken, as in Dr. Spann injecting you with her super-zit-zapping serum, and then you'll be sorry.
Signed,
Martha's face (no longer the site of ANY Zit Fests)
4 comments:
Too funny! I wrote a zit post some time ago. All I could see was a giant red spot on my face. Not pretty. I empathize.
Yeah, I'm still waiting to "grow out of" this phase.
LOL - what make them think they are welcome on women our age? I don't get it. I always thought it was a teenager thing. And that crap that chocolate doesn't cause them, I don't buy it.
That was a zit?! oops, my mistake. I apologize.
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