Here are just a few things I am thankful for this week::
I am thankful that my undies aren't 2 sizes too small. (What's worse:: undies that are too small or too big and they keep falling down? hhhhmmm... I'm thinking that the proper size is probably best.)
I am thankful that I don't believe in recycling.
I am thankful to the Girl Scouts for thinking that my booty could be even more 'licious if only I consumed some of their Thin Mint and Samoa cookies, which.are.evil. (Those little Girl Scouts are brutal. They totally twisted my arm behind my back and made me purchase a couple of boxes.)
I am immensely thankful to the candy industry for thinking that the Easter season needs to start early. (The Cadbury Mini-Eggs and Starburst Sour Jelly Beans taunt me whenever I go to the grocery store, but I will be victorious!)
And lastly, I am thankful that my face did not get ripped off by my neighbor's monkey. (I am thankful that none of my neighbors even own monkeys. That would just be crazy. Although, I do have an uncle, who is a quadriplegic, and he has a little helper monkey named Max. Should I be scared by this fact?)
Are you thankful for anything this week?
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You better keep your eye on Max.
I, too, am grateful that my face was not pulled off by a 200 pound, drunken, crazed chimpanzee named Travis. I don't even weigh 200 pounds! Maybe it was the alcohol...
I am thankful that everything is amazing and everyone else is complaining. Just think about it. I can drive 60 miles in one hour instead of pulling a handcart for a month to get that 60 miles. Or I can see my family, who is hundreds of miles away, on this tiny little screen. It's magic! The waves have to go to a satellite in space and then come back to the Earth! Wow! And chocolate! I don't think chocolate was this good, even 50 years ago. I can pause live TV and watch it later, or over and over again!
Okay. I'm done.
i am thankful that there are no girl scout cookies in my house right now.
or i would have eaten every last one!
here's something.
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I had a friend growing up that had a monkey named Chip that they kept in a dog run. Whenever that thing got out we ran for the house. Have you EVER seen the teeth on monkeys?
Yes...undies in the correct size IS something to be thankful for.
...Is is girl-scout cookie time again?? I guess I can't go to the grocery store for a couple weeks...i know they will be waiting right out-side just like a drug-dealer on the corner...I just might have to give in and relapse...maybe I should call my sponsor?
you ARE my relative...we came from CVS Wednesday and got home with Cadbury mini-eggs & Starburst jelly-beans!...I'm SO serious!
...maybe your neighbor below you thinks YOU have a monkey upstairs because of our wild Wii playing and jumping around and night...she could be afraid of YOU!! =)
I'm thankful it's Friday today!!!!!!!
Monkeys freak me out.
I heart undies in the right size.
And little old ladies that are trapped in recycling bins for 2 days.
No recycling? This might be a deal breaker.....
I am thankful for all the green coming up in the yard, as the snow is melting! , and neighbors with a new puppy, and Y.W. whom I had in the program ,and their new babies. Life is good!!!
YASL by THE MOM
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