Thursday, March 5, 2009

Merchandise return

Does anyone know of a place where I can return some objectionable relatives?  (I'm not talking about immediate family, but a few members of the extended family.)  For several weeks now I've been searching high and low for a place that would take them back, but with absolutely no luck.

I went to Customer Service at Wal-Mart, but the woman with only 3 teeth and a mullet who was working the counter just looked at me like I was the crazy one.

I tried Target, Sears, Eddie Bauer, Macy's and I even called Customer Service at Microsoft.  All to no avail.

I don't want an exchange.  

I don't even want a refund.  

I would just like to return them because it's not working out so well.

So, if you come across a place that could help me out, would you mind letting me know?  I would sure appreciate it.

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11 comments:

Kristina P. said...

The Dollar Store?

Anonymous said...

I so hear ya on this one! Doesn't every family have one or two?

kado! said...

I'm just glad I can say, "I'm adopted" ...and that's the absolute honest truth!!! LOL!!!!! I get to pick & choose who I want to say I'm related to!!!...and I definitely pick you, my favorite sissin! =)

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm, have you checked out the second hand stores? I'm sure that back in the recesses, in one dark corner, lies everyones give-away relatives !!! This bunch is only allowed out on Halloween, their favorite holiday!!! ( granny good witch)

You are so much fun, YASL by THE MOM

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Can you wait a few weeks until it gets warmer and have a garage sale?

veronica said...

Good Will? Salvation Army? Deseret Industries?
Have you tried those places? You probably won't get much for them, but it doesn't sound like they are worth much anyway.

rychelle said...

i hear the D.I. will take anything...

Just SO said...

I have closer relatives that I'd like to return. But unfortunately they came with a "no returns/no exchanges" tattoo on their butts.

tiburon said...

Nordstrom.

Nordstrom takes anything back.

mCat said...

WHen you get it figured out, you let me now. We can do a group return

tammy said...

I'd like to add my MIL to your's and Melissa's returns please.