The top ten indicators that the economy is bad::
10. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
9. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
8. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
7. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
5 People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
4. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
3. Motel 6 won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And my most favorite indicator of all:
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
10 comments:
Love it especially #9! Thanks for the laugh. Are you going to be at the card shop tomorrow? See ya then
Those are great, you know it's bad when Motel 6's aren't leaving the lights on! LOL!
HA HA! I like the one about the people in Beverly Hills having to learn their children's names. You know it probably wouldn't be so difficult if they weren't named weird stuff like Apple & King - what happened to Michael & Tiffany as acceptable names?
That is Funny! Yep, I like #9 and #1 !!! =)
So funny! I saw this earlier today and I am laughing again. I think the 1/4 ouncer is the funniest!
I am loving these! Insuffient funds is my favorite!
I read these to my hubby and he laughed out loud. Funny stuff!
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a week. Outstanding!
Those are so funny. I love the pre-declined card in the mail. That is the best!
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