"New paint would sure be nice. Just sayin'..."
"We've seen you naked."
"When you gonna bring home some testosterone? Seriously! Get a date already."
"Thanks for not decorating us with froo-froo knick-knacks."
"We like the quiet."
"We're a bit dirty. Don't you think it's time to wash us? Oh yeah, and maybe paint us."
"Ummm... Pretty sure that was you snoring last night."
What about your walls? What would they say if they could talk?
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They would say:
1. Fix us! Your boys, I mean, Corbin have completely ruined us. Fix the holes, the dents and the scrapes.
2. Wash us. Choking on our own dust!
3. For the love of all that's holy, PAINT us. Really, we feel a little like chopped liver from the neglect.
Hmmmmm, Splenda Daddy has a "honey-do" list now doesn't he?
That is fun! I'm liking the one minute writer, especially when I think I have nothing left to say. My walls would say: Please, not another nail hole! And that just happens to be what Luvpilot begs for too.
You seriously need to spend less time in front of the TV. (That's what they would say to me. Not what I would say to you.)
MY WALLS? "JUST TELLING !" " DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING THIS FAMILY IS ?" " DO YOU REALIZE WHO WAS HERE?" " WAS THAT A MIRACLE THAT WE JUST WITNESSED?" "WOW GIRLFRIEND!"
"IT'S THE MOM
Mine would say "thank you Beck for giving him the idea of covering us in paper bags"
What a cute post...I'll have to play along with that one someday!
for now hmm...my wall would say, "Please stop driving the hot-wheels all over me!" Or maybe that what I wish they could say!!! =)
There is nothing wrong with Froo-Froo Knick-Knacks.
Mine would say "Put some clothes on!".
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