I am letting the Evil Genius pick my fortune cookies from now on.
I love Asian food (obviously), and that's what they were serving in the cafeteria at work for lunch today. As I stood waiting for Chef Randy to cook my stir-fry, I spied the bowl of fortune cookies blatantly staring at me. Taunting me. Begging me to take a chance and crack one of them open.
I absolutely refused.
I told the EG that I would not be partaking of a fortune cookie since every fortune that I get sucks big butt. She laughed her evil, maniacal laugh and told me that she would select a cookie for me. I hesitated for about 2.4 seconds, then consented to the EG's plan, but deep down I just knew that even she would not be able to foil the Fortune Cookie gods.
I was wrong!
Here's the 'divine' fortune the EG hand picked just. for. me.::
An unexpected event will soon make your life more exciting.
YES!!!
Finally!!!
A fortune I can be proud of. Truly, one for the record books.
Way to go fortune writing team. Way to go.
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hmmm...well I know an EXPECTED event that will totally make your life more exciting! but...unexpected...now that is exciting!!!!!!
martha...did you say "in bed " after your saw your fortune? Then they never SUCK !!! heheheh
dubb and dawni totally stole my line!! Oh well, will be waiting poised on the edge of my keister awaiting the exciting news
Well, I'm jealous. I always get stupid ones like, "Never take advice from a fortune cookie."
WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
It is about freaking time!
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