Thursday, April 30, 2009

A.D.D. Nugget - Crack Spackle


Have you ever been out in public, say at a restaurant, looked over and saw someone's crack hanging out of their pants by about 6 inches?  (Cottage cheese and stretch marks included.)

I have.  At Cafe Rio, no less.

Seriously made me want to vomit.

Can they not feel the breeze?

Someone needs to invent some crack spackle that you can just discreetly drop onto the table next to them and simply walk away.

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10 comments:

mCat said...

Tell me you didn't go there for lunch today with out me!

Pedaling said...

i like that idea.

it is needed all too often.
come on people, nobody wants to see that.....ever!

Just SO said...

I too wonder how people can not feel the breeze! Crack Spackle would be a good idea.

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

Spackle's a good idea.

I remember once this woman bent down to pick up her niece, and you could see half her butt and the whale tail of her thong. No thanks.

kado! said...

agree....not pleasing on the eyes!...EVER!

tiburon said...

Amen to that sistah!

And in NO WAY was I squeezing anyones melons. I am saving myself for you.

The kids were the squeezers - and they were actual melons - not the boobie kind.

tammy said...

Actually I saw some plumbers crack spackle in a catalog once. I'll have to look for it and send you the link.

CB said...

Amen to this. I have seen far too many cracks - mostly on women now who bend down to tend to their kids and you can see their thong and the WHOLE tattoo! Ewwwwwww

rychelle said...

i always want to take a pic with my cell phone, and then show it to the person and say "did you have any idea this is what you're forcing us to look at?"

Omgirl said...

Sigh...my poor niece. Since she was old enough to bend over, her crack has hung out. She's 8 now and I have yet to see a pair of pants or underwear or skirt that covers her crack. She must have an exceptionally long (high?) crack or something. The poor girl is doomed to have it hang out of everything she wears.