Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Thankful Thursday


I am thankful that I don't have a pet monkey that attacked me and nearly ate my face off.

I am thankful to my brother Jeff for warning me (in advance) about the freakiness of monkeys.
(Jeff - you clearly know what you are talking about.)

I am thankful that my bouts of vehicular tourets will now be cut in half everyday.

I am thankful that I had my underarms lasered. (See video below.)


I am thankful that my parents aren't robots.
What are you thankful for this Thursday?

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10 comments:

Kristina P. said...

That commercial totally grosses me out.

mCat said...

Umm gross!! I am thankful that I get to see you on Monday!!

rychelle said...

did you really have laser hair removal? please tell me all about it. please!
(i've been thinking about having it done)

kado! said...

I'm wishing I could be thankful for each and every one of your Thankful Thursday thoughts...but sadly that was not my lot in life! I am Thankful how ever that I am home today eating homemade chicken noodle soup!

Vanessa said...

That monkey thing was CRAZY!!!!

Anonymous said...

I AM thankful for a wonderful daughter with a great
sense of humor, and who gives such wonderful hugs.
Thanks to you and your brothers for raising us so well. Just follow Jeffrey's example, and say no to monkeys!!! YASL by the Mom

tammy said...

That commercial is so gross! Almost as gross as the world record holder on ear hair. Sick.

Amy said...

I'm thankful your parents aren't robots too!

Just SO said...

EW!!!!!!!!!!! *shudder*

My childhood friend had a monkey when we were growing up. They kept it in a dog run type enclosure in their back yard. And when that thing got loose you tore inside the house cause man he was mean. His name was Chipper. Thankfully I still have my face even though my friend had a monkey.

Anonymous said...

Helper Monkeys!!! Their Just Wrong. And on top of that they can kill you. I'm just warning. Jeffrey The Puerto Rican in the Fam.