Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT a high ranking official of the Psychic Friends Network.
Apparently, some people have me confused as being a long time member of the Network. I don't know how it happened. Maybe someone else signed me up for membership as a joke or something because I honestly don't remember signing up to be in "the club".
I am by no means a mind reader.
Apparently, some people have me confused as being a long time member of the Network. I don't know how it happened. Maybe someone else signed me up for membership as a joke or something because I honestly don't remember signing up to be in "the club".
I am by no means a mind reader.
If you have a problem, please state what the issue is in as clear and concise a manner as possible. (Use your words and big person voice.) Please don't assume that I know what you are talking about. (Unless you're my bff Michelle, then I generally do know what it is she's referring to even when she's mid-thought.)
I tend to get the whole mind reader gig confusion at work more than anyplace else. It's been that way for over 10 years now. Must be my line of work, who knows for sure?
I tend to get the whole mind reader gig confusion at work more than anyplace else. It's been that way for over 10 years now. Must be my line of work, who knows for sure?
It happened to me again today - someone calls and tells me one thing (like they need to print something), but it turns out they needed something totally and completely different. Then, they got upset with ME for showing them how to print rather than what they were really looking for. Yeesh!
So, for the record - I.Am.Not.Psychic!
**Thanks for your support.**
7 comments:
I hate that! Stupid users!!
Wait.
Are you trying to say you're not psychic?
The other day my sister sent me a cryptic text (nothing new there) and I replied by asking her to clarify because my membership in the psychic friends network had lapsed. Thanks for the great line friend! :-)
You're not?
I might have figured that out with your luck in picking out fortune cookies...hehehe! =)
What am I thinking right now??
Oh wait...
I could have told you that you weren't psychic. If you were you could pick a decent fortune cookie.
And you would know the exact day and time that I will squeeze your boobies.
If you were truly psychic, you wouldn't have answered the call to begin with (unless you knew how it would all pan out and thereby provide blog fodder, in which case, well played!).
And whats this about booby squeezing???
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