Uh... I thought this was Target, not Walmart

Saturday, after a most delicious dinner at Cafe Rio, the bff and I decided to go wander around Target.  We walked in on the grocery side.  I paused, waiting for Michelle to grab a cart.  As I'm standing there, I happen to look over at the produce section and see a man and woman selecting some apples. 

Now, there's nothing really strange about that, right?  Wrong!  So wrong!  My corneas need to be replaced after what I witnessed.

The woman, who was a skinny little thing, had on a little black skirt, but the hem was up to her waist.  Not down on her thighs like it should have been.  Her bum was out there on full display for the whole world to see.  She did happen to be wearing a pair of black pantyhose.

Michelle walks up beside me with the cart and I loud whisper to her, "Michelle, look over at the apples.  Quick!  Tell me what you see."  Her jaw drops and we start walking away from the offending woman, both of us in shock.  "I just had to make sure I was really seeing what I was seeing."

Then, as the shock started wearing off, we both burst out laughing.

Michelle said, "Her butt is hanging out of her skirt!  Well, at least she has on a thong."
Me, "Um, no.  That wasn't a thong, but the cotton crotch of her pantyhose."
Both of us, "eeeeeewwwwwww"

As we're walking away, I comment that maybe we should go back and tell her her skirt had ridden up, but then I changed my mind because "Can she not feel the breeze?  Hello!"

And I thought all the "classy" people shopped at Target.  Guess I was mistaken.

(I SO should've whipped my camera out and taken a picture, but I was too embarassed for the lady.)